hey young blood


"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

August 30 / 282,823 notes

i’m always losing followers wtf please stay i’m cute i promise

August 30 / 1 note


People who think bassists and drummers are not important cannot be trusted

August 30 / 45,268 notes


hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today


August 30 / 253,049 notes

i wish i could take michael’s voice bake it into a pie and slam my face into it

August 30 / 4 notes